How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which animal will never go bald?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Who invented fractions?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?