How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?