How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
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What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How does a squid go into battle?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a Russian flea?