How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?