Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What animals make the best students?
Which insect is the smartest?