Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which relative loves rice?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's the saddest part of the week?