Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?