Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?