Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is the most adorable season?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?