Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who is a house's favorite band?
When do mice play every day?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?