What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?