What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do termites go camping?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?