What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which animals make the best football players?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?