What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you grill cheese?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?