Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do math teachers love hiking?