Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What animal styles their hair every day?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?