Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?