Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
The museum curator needed a break.