Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of store would a dog own?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do math teachers love March?