Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
A book just fell on my head.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?