Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which family member has tusks?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a hairless poodle?