Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
How are mountains able to see?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What animal floats best?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What type of car do planets buy?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What food is a man's best friend?