Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are books always so angry?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do fish watch TV shows?