Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why does the orange always lose in races?