What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?