What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Do you have the best ceiling?