What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?