What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which hot drink loves golf?