What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
What does winter fat turn into?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?