What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the snake cross the road?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do rodents make the best runners?