What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?