Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?