Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?