Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are goats so funny?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?