Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?