Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do fish do at parades?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?