Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the confused bee say?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?