Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?