Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do you make a bear really angry?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the duck cross the road?