Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How does a cow do math?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?