Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a small mom?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are stones so good at music?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?