Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a tired tree?