Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?