Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?