Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do horses reside?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?