Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Sweet tea.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What bee is good for your health?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What school subject really rocks?