What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do vampires always look sick?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?