What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the bunny upset?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Where do vampires keep their money?