What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why are computers so good at golf?