Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?