Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How do you grill cheese?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do mermaids see movies?