Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?