You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What animal has the most fun?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?