When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the politest month?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's the friendliest pen?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?