When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?