What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which dogs love to study science?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?