What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What are baby potatoes called?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?