Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How do you wash a lamb?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
How do bees get to school?