Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
Why are ghosts always single?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.