Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
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Who granted the fish a wish?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How does a cow do math?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?