What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?