What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?