What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What are the smartest highways in the world?