Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the computer run out of money?