Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What sweet treat never panics?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?