How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where was Noah born?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?