How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What birds always travel in twos?