How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call octopus twins?
What words make the best athletes?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?