Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Doctor Strange.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's the holiest insect?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?