Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
When does a horse talk?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What animals make the best students?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?