Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What style of music weighs the most?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?