Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
How do you know bees have allergies?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do you compliment a cat?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
When does a horse talk?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What tree has the most bark?
Which subject has two parts?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?