Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where are average things manufactured?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?