What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?