What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which dogs love to study science?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do rhinos charge?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?