What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are cars magic?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?