What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How are teens like cats?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?