What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which state has the best streets?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?