Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?