Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Golf clubs!
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
