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Golf clubs!
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Why did the whale cross the road?
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Why did the body of water think so much?
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Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What bird helps you stay dry?
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?