Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Golf clubs!
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?