What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
What does a dog say before eating?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?