What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?