What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animal floats best?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?