What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What animal floats best?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the definition of Robin?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why are winter days great?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?