What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How does a cow do math?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?