What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which bug is related to you?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?