What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do bees chew?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?