What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I like telling Dad jokes.