What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?