What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?