What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?