My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do bees buzz?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a cat's favorite board game?