My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?