My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is the most adorable season?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the mirror cross the road?