What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
How long will dinner be?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?