What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What insect runs away from everything?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What does winter fat turn into?