What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?