What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What day is your mom always right?