What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What is the smallest lion?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the dog so popular?