What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?