When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What do you call a baby monkey?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What sweet treat never panics?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?