When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the musician arrested?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call hiking college students?