When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?