When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do you grill cheese?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which bug is related to you?