What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are skeletons so calm?