What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What nationality is Santa Claus?