What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?