Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do bees gossip?