Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?