Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which singer could always break a five?
What day is your mom always right?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do naked fish play with?