What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
A family plan.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where was Noah born?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?