What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
A family plan.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call an old snowman?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?