Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How do you care for a sick bird?