Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?