Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What fairy loves to count?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?