What did the icy road say to the truck?
Wanna go for a spin?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why are winter days great?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?