What did the icy road say to the truck?
Wanna go for a spin?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What math figure is also in the band?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do snowmen get information?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?