Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?