Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How does a squid go into battle?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?