Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What is another term for the price of gas?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do hurricanes see?
Where do horses reside?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?