Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do rodents make the best runners?