Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why was the math book sad?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where does breakfast live?