Which animal loves to have a good time?
The wee-sel!
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?