What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How is cat food sold?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What sport is always getting in trouble?