What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?