What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?