What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?