What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
When should you start writing a book?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?