My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which relative loves rice?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What shape has a knighthood?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a pirate's favorite color?