My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?