My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?