Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?