Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What stories are told by basketball players?