Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?